Is the “G” in 3G really for “genitalia”?
Thursday, November 20th, 2008
Okay, this technically isn’t an “Apple sucks” story. Actually, it’s more about how Apple users can suck.
According to an article in today’s issue of the British newspaper The Sun, the wife of an iPhone user apparently went sniffing around on her husband’s phone and, in his Sent Items folder, found some interesting photos of her husband “pleasuring himself.” (Not that there’s anything wrong with that, as Jerry Seinfeld would say.)
While the husband couldn’t deny that he took the photo, he did deny having sent it … and blamed the iPhone instead. “He claims that he went to the Genius Bar at the local Apple store,” said the unnamed and soon-to-be-ex-wife. “They told him that it is an iPhone glitch: that photos sometimes automatically attach themselves to an e-mail address and appear in the sent folder, even though no e-mail was ever sent.”
The woman then checked Apple’s support forums, only to find that — surprise! — nobody had ever heard of such a thing.
Dude, don’t blame Apple for your lack of self-control. Besides, everyone knows you should clean out your Sent Items folder routinely!